I bet you threw a party,
I bet you let the streamers hang down,
The night I left town.

I hope you like the apartment,
I’m sure you're loving your space,
You’re probably loving your space.

So put your dress on,
And fix yourself up.
Blow a horn from the window,
To let everyone know,
The elephant is gone.

I bet it was a big one,
I bet you didn’t care who showed up,
Its who is not there that counts.
Did you hang the Christmas lights?
Did they search out my rum?
Do they know whose cups they’re drinking it from?

So put your dress on,
And fix yourself up.
Blow a horn from the window,
To let everyone know,
The elephant is gone.

I bet you threw a party,
I bet you let the streamers hang down,
The night I left town.

I hope you like the apartment,
I’m sure you're loving your space,
You’re probably loving your space.

So put your dress on,
And fix yourself up.
Blow a horn from the window,
To let everyone know,
The elephant is gone